December 2009
42 posts
Tight Squeeze
Grandmother: How many bags of tamales did you put in the refrigerator?
Aunt: I put in three.
Grandmother: Thats too many, i don't want so many in here.
Aunt: Ugh, its fine it'll fit.
Grandmother: It's so crowded in here, there is no room. There isn't any room for me to fart!
“Yeah, its like when you see those Siamese country singing twins on Jerry...”
– Sam Shinazy
tam the tamale
The family is making tamales in the kitchen and its raining outside! life is pretty fucking sweet.
I also got my light meter delivered to me yesterday! I took a look and I have no idea how to use the thing. No matter i’ll learn…i always do.
Tomorrow is new years and i’m looking forward to getting crunk! boo yah!
hope 10 is even better than 09.
;)
Yeah this looks good. Yeah i'm a fatty. →
“Actually, I hope Rosie’s ladyfriend is eating her Dorito pie until those...”
– Dlisted.com
A better NOH8 option. →
iTunes addiction
Its a curse to leave a cool job like Napster and be thrust into the world of iTunes.
I’m running around in my head trying to remember all the cool music that i would rock out to on a daily basis. I’m trying to ration my iTunes gift card you see and so major decisions must be made.
so far its a battle with,
friendly fires
ladyhawke
css
Adele
and others as they pop into my...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! →
“george and i think there should be a mexican daddy porn flick made called Top A...”
– Derrick
Salt n' Potatoes
Cousin: They need more salt.
Brother: NO! they don't they are perfect.
Cousin: Shut up! They need more SALT!
Brother: I said no! Who's the cook here?!?
Cousin: (Adding more salt to potatoes) WHoops, it slipped.
Brother: Oh no! Now you ruined it!
Cousin: Your face is ruined!
“Charlie Brown, you’re the only person I know who can take a wonderful...”
– Linus Van Pelt
sicko
I woke up sick this morning. A cold is a terrible thing to have. Also i’m breaking out on my face with some crazy deep zits. TMI, i know. =)
To ease the pain i’m watching Spongebob square pants because I support asexual cartoons. I usually don’t do anything on Christmas Eve so it’s not like i’m missing out on anything. Although I do wanna make a trip to my...
“My feet are cold. where are my uggs?!?!?!?”
– Derrick
use the legs, douche
Apparently my uncle had been calling the house for the last 30 mins waiting for my aunt to move her car up so he can park in.
He comes in to the house angry like a mofo because no one has answered him.
hmmmm.
Legs bitch. Use them.
How extremely annoying.
Also, i woke up sick today. Might have been the late night bike ride in Altadena last night. It was cold. I was wearing shorts.
Hmmm,...
NOH8 Campaign. Because airbrushing is the answer?... →
I don’t get it. Pretty gay people can’t get married? *thinks* Oh i know. Photoshop kills gay marriage! dur. *barf*
“I thought you and your man were going to ring in the new year….in your...”
– Me
Confessions of a bored-a-holic
If being woken up by a loud conversation, having to move your car because of street sweepers and being told to rake dead leaves from the back yard isn’t bad enough…try wearing retainers after not wearing them for WEEKS!
ouch.
Currently the movie “Confessions of a Shopoholic” is on and I think about the time last time i bought an article of clothing. Currently my money...
“Better be fucking good or else you’ll be a chick without a dick!!!”
– Wendel